Record Ronaldo bid accepted

Manchester United have received a world-record, unconditional offer of £80million for Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid.

At Cristiano's request - who has again expressed his desire to leave - and after discussion with the player's representatives, United have agreed to give Real Madrid permission to talk to the player.

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In the end, we couldn't even score put the ball into the net.

Easily summed up by the fact that after 10 mins, with 5 shots on goal we had nothing while Barca scored with their only shot on goal.

Even Manchester United can't beat the weight of history. Not yet at least.

Now have to wait 3 more months before any more soccer action again -_-

Just came back from watching Angels and Demon. The show itself was pretty action-packed and the explosion of the helicopter was breath-taking, flattening (literally) the entire Vatican City.

Having said that, it doesn't live up to the book. THREE BIG ZZZ. The fifth brand was supposed to be the infamous Illuminati Diamond, not some lame pair of keys ( Read more... )

Some requirement of Chinese Language for pun in title. Lame.

Anyway, this player that hails from Grapeya is deliciously, mouth-watering, lip-smacking awesomongous.

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It was like, No Way, then it was like ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM, then like, WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I like what the commentator for my video said.
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My god. Man Utd really did CASCADE AND BURN AND OVERWHELM ARSENAL AT OLD TRAFFORD!!!

The only gripe is we came away with just a 1-0 win. How the hell did Arsenal get away without getting a thrashing like Roma in our 7-1 win two seasons ago?

Pray that this doesn't come back to bite Man Utd back in the Arse.

Oho I see wart you did thar!

My mom is trying to convince me that it's normal to drink directly from a vacuum flask. Granted, it's possible... but don't people normally pour the drink into a cup? Imagine a slip and the larger than normal volume of searing liquid cascading into your throat and burning you with a thousand blisters ( Read more... )

Experience of Today.

Fell asleep during the Hull-Liverpool match, was watching it while waiting for ManUtd-Spurs match which airs right after it, and hoping Liverpool lose.

Alas, Pool wins but it's ok, as long as ManUtd continue winning...
As I was saying, I fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was half-time at Old Trafford.

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THIS. is the TRUE meaning of the term 'Ronaldo Rocket'.

What the expletive.
Distance from goal, 39.6 yards. Power/Speed of ball, 64.2 Mph.
Translation to Singapore units, 40km, and 104kmph.

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holiiii sheet.

Sunderland 1 Manchester United 1

Frederico Macheda comes on. Within seconds,

77th minute Sunderland 1 Manchester United 2
Goal by yours truly, Macheda the magician

Btw, ero-orgasms all the way.
April 16, FOUR MORE DAYS!!!

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now we need to win at Estádio do Dragão.

85th minute Tevez scores what everyone thought would be the winner?
and then we concede just 4 minutes later.

This is the fastest I've seen Man Utd lose a lead I think.